Archive for October, 2012


What’s good folks, this blog is gonna begin a series which I have titled “You Know What Grinds My Gears”. The purpose is quite simply to share with you some of the things that drive me fuckin crazy in society/the world today.


Ok so first I have to say I’m a metro rider (public transportation), its how I get to and fro until I get myself a vehicle. Now normally not much bothers me on the metro seeing as how I’ve been utilizing it since I was 9 years old. However a couple of years ago this AWFUL trend started to emerge among its riders. It’s called the Rolling Bag. Now if you’ve ever been to an airport, train station, or bus terminal then I’m sure you’re familiar with these bags. They are mostly used specifically for travel purposes.


Why do these bags bother u so much Millz??? Well guys it’s for a couple of reasons. Metro during the hours I ride (rush hour) is extremely packed. We are talking about hundreds of people commuting. So as you can imagine space is a precious commodity. Now in all that damn chaos you have a bevy of assholes with these bags, and they are either lugging them to the side of their body, or directly behind them. What makes it worst is they are usually walking slow as molasses. This just makes the whole commute frustrating as hell. These people have no regard for their fellow passengers. I mean COME ON MAN! Leave some of that shit at home. I bet you dollars to donuts most of that shit they are lugging around is non-essential.

And I’m sure some of you will read this as say: “Who are you to tell people what they can carry??? Well to you guys I say; 1.) SUCK MY BALLS! (Lol J/K…nah seriously) 2.) I’m just a humble student & worker who would like to see a shred of common decency from these douche bags  Metro isn’t an airport or train station where space is plentiful. I’m struggling to make my way past the fatties, the people that walk while not paying attention, and the Moms (or Nannies) who always seem to be on the train during Rush Hour.


So me just being me (a silly ass individual who generally Gives ZERO FUCKS). I decided to create a game out of evading or kicking these bags. The point system cannot be explained; because well it’s just some silly shit I created to make myself feel better Lol. My form is Pele’esque (famous Fubol legend) when I unleash on these bags. I’m talking about a quick focused kick to let the person know “Hey you, FUCK UR BAG” I got that down. I gotta say it’s pretty damn hilarious to see a person’s face after u kick the SHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEET out of their bag and casually step-off as if nothing happened. Is what I do wrong? Sure but that’s my way of keeping the balance. It also makes me feel better in the process.


Disclaimer: I do not recommend the kicking of bags for anybody. The game and its details you have read in this blog are conducted by professionals. I am NOT liable for you getting either clamped up by the Metro Fuzz or BEAT by some passenger.




Millz (The Metro Bag Assassin) 


Without a doubt the statistics tell us that Android is the most popular smartphone platform on the planet. That’s partially because they have their software installed in several phone models that span across a plethora of different phone carriers. In the Android World, Samsung has taken HTC’s crown and become the most popular Android manufacturer, and the Galaxy S3 is by far their most impressive device thus far. We all know that Apple is probably the most popular Company in the world. They could literally put out a turd w/ the Apple logo on it and it’d sell millions. The iPhone 5 recently released and has become the company’s highest selling mobile device EVER. This is quite an impressive feat. Now this blog is going to be giving you guys an unbiased opinion of each phone. Now let me state I myself have an iPhone 5 but have used the Galaxy S3 extensively. I’ve also have owned phones from both companies. Ok since we have that out of the way let’s get started.



iPhone 5 vs. Galaxy S3: Hardware

I don’t particularly care for Samsung hardware. I can admit that bias up front with ya’ll. With Android phones I always preferred the build and material quality of HTC to Samsung. It’s always been my opinion that Samsung phones feel too plastic, which makes the phone feel like a cheap piece of shit. With that said Samsung has been trying to improve year after year. They still aren’t at the level of HTC, much less Apple but it’s getting better. The iPhone 5 is roughly 20% thinner and lighter than its predecessor the iPhone 4S, and the 5’s glass and aluminum monolith, from design to construction, just simply outclasses Samsung’s plastic river stone. The Samsung Galaxy S3 is exactly a millimeter thicker than the iPhone 5 and weighs 21g more, although in its defense it should be said the screen is almost a diagonal inch larger.Winner:iPhone 5

Now build’s aside Samsung has continued to put a breathtaking amount of specs into their flagship line. The Galaxy S3 screen remains PenTile like its predecessor (Galaxy S2), but it’s a HUGE phone at 4.8-inches, 1280×720 to be exact. That makes even the iPhone 5’s new expanded 4-inch, 1136 x 640 screen look like Wilt Chamberlin standing next to Charles Barkley, which is to say it absolutely DWARF’S it. However I and plenty of other reviewers (check Google) say that the iPhone 5’s display is slightly sharper. But Samsung’s phone is so MASSIVE that it makes little difference.

Winner: Galaxy S3


When it comes to performance, it’s extremely difficult to compare Apple to Samsung. The iPhone 5 has the brand new A6 processor, which Apple sites as being twice as fast as the A5 which is in the 4s. Apple has a distinct advantage in that they tailor make their own unique software for their own exactly matched hardware. Samsung has to fit Google’s generic software to their specific hardware. However The Samsung Galaxy S3 has a 1.4GHz Exynos quad-core chip, as well as 1GB of RAM. These two phones are almost on the same level, despite clock speeds and extra cores, if you look at the Geekbench test scores. There’s very little difference in ops too since both platforms work buttery smooth. Heavy multitasking, watching HD movies, and general UI performance when loading apps all show smooth performance. Winner: Draw

Apple has a higher built-in storage option, at 64 GB to Samsung’s 32 GB, but Samsung lets you put in up to 64GB of extra, micro SDHC storage (memory sticks). Of course there are some cons to removable media, but the option is nice to have. Winner: Galaxy S3


Both the iPhone 5 and the Samsung Galaxy S3 have the same built-in Wi-Fi at 5GHz and Bluetooth 4.0. Both can support the ultra-fast 4G LTE (availability depends on your provider and area). Winner: Tie

Both of the smartphones sport 8-Megapixel main cameras capable of 1080p video, and front cameras capable of 720p video. Both can take stills while shooting video. The iPhone 5 features a new integrated panoramic shooting mode and what Apple claims is improved performance due to the sapphire crystal lens cover, improved image stabilization and the A6 processor offers up better photo processing. The Galaxy S3 received some helpful tweaks on the software side since the S2, such as zero shutter lag, meaning the photo is taken the instant you press the button. The iPhone 5 has the slightly better camera in most shot situations. It should be said though, that the margin between the two is really close.  Winner: iPhone 5

iPhone 5 vs. Galaxy S3: Software



Now unless you’ve been living under a damn rock then you now that the iOS vs. Android “War” is almost a cliché at this point. Which you prefer is all about preference to be quite honest. They both have their pros & cons. Now in these devices we have to compare Siri which is Apple’s personal digital assistant, who in the iPhone 5 has been updated and now includes a better personality, and is tied into some helpful apps and services (GPS, Twitter, Checking Sports scores, etc…). Android however has Google Now which is their personal assistant to rival Siri. The two are quite similar in what they do, but Google Now is more aggressive when it comes to context awareness and predictive behavior than Apple. Siri will do what you tell it. Google Now will try to figure out what to do before you tell it. I didn’t compare any of the gimmicky functions for either phone because that shit is for children. But if you want to Beam stuff to people go right ahead. Winner: Depends on the User

When Apple releases a new OS, every compatible iPhone gets it the same day. When Google releases a new OS, it can take weeks, months, or an eternity for you to get it, depending on the manufacturer and the carrier. Buy an iPhone 5 with iOS 6 this week, and you’ll get iOS 7 day and date next year. Buy a Galaxy S3 this week and its even odds when, if ever, you’ll get next year’s version of Android. That may not matter to you because your phone will keep working the same then as it does now. If you like the idea of consistent, dependable software updates, Apple has the edge over Samsung. (As do Android Nexus devices with “pure Google” experiences like the Galaxy Nexus.) Seriously they just announced that many Galaxy S3 users won’t get the latest update until 2013. That’s a goddamn travesty. Winner: Apple

Both the iPhone 5 and the Galaxy S3 have email programs so you can get your messages. Both have a myriad ways to listen to music, watch videos, and do everything else you’d expect a modern mobile computing platform to do. iOS 6 on the iPhone 5, however, is one thing. The software on the Galaxy S3 is two. It’s Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich on its way to Android 4.1 Jelly Bean at the core, but the frosting is all Samsung’s own TouchWiz interface. For some people, that’s an easier, friendlier blessing that enhances the Android experience. For others, it’s a blight they dearly wished Samsung would spare them by simply going stock. Winner: Apple

The thing I will always love about Android phones, however, is that you can customize and change it far, far beyond what Apple allows with iOS. Sure you can almost always jailbreak iOS (if its released for the last software update) or even root you Android. But right out of the box you’ll be able to customize the Galaxy S3 much more than with the iPhone 5. That includes everything from widets for easy, glanceable information, to different keyboard to adjust your typing experience. Winner: Galaxy S3

The iPhone 5 battery is 1,440mAh, which is supposed to give you around eight hours to talk or 10 hours on Wi-Fi. The Samsung Galaxy S3 battery is bigger at 2100 mAh, and promises to give around twice the usage, but in real life it doesn’t. When I had to use one for a couple of weeks it lasted on average of about 7.5-8 hours. I searched online for other references and many other Galaxy S3 users have said the same thing. This is with moderate to continuous use. Which includes Wi-Fi, Web surfing, Music, Apps, etc… The iPhone 5 also comparatively lasts at around the same time. Neither phone is the best on the market when it comes to battery life. That distinction belongs to the Droid RAZR Maxx. Yea a goddamn Droid phone has the best battery on the market, I was surprised at that myself. Winner: Draw.


As you all can see from the specs the margin between these two phones is EXTREMELY close. The iPhone came out one-point ahead for me because, I own it and as a result have utilized it longer than I did the Galaxy S3 I had for short period of time. The pictures and information collected for this Blog are from various techy blogs and websites. I have used both of these phones and I honestly think they are both dope. You can’t go wrong with either one in my humble opinion. It’s all about what your particular preference is when it comes down to the whole iOS vs. Android debate. If you own a Blackberry (by choice) and are reading this blog then I implore you to get rid of the new age Rotary phone you are using and get one of these two devices ASAPington.

Always Remember Millz CARES! And Be Blessed!

The joys of ratchet pussy

Posted: October 25, 2012 by dimpjuice in Uncategorized
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I know I know the title alone leads you to think this is gonna be a post of nothing but derogatory statements. Your wrong. I actually applaud ratchet women like the roaches they are survivors. Leave a ratchet chick in the hood alone in 2 weeks, she’ll have food stamps, a welfare check, maybe a car and on a waiting list for a new townhouse. This isn’t about that, this is about joys of dealing with them because in the words of Juicy J “You no to ratchet pussy I can’t!”

One thing you find with a ratchet woman: constantly available. Let’s be honest, no one is wifing these chicks at all. 3am you leaving the club guess who’s up? Yep you guessed it! She up with a jay rolled and if you got a good one a struggle meal to feed the liquor.

Low Requirements
Regular women require so much time and attention it’s annoying. Ratchet chick doesn’t want to cuddle or tell you about her day, shit she doesn’t even care if you have a job. Come through beat, skeet and roll. If you got a good one you don’t even talk on the phone send a text “what’s good” response will either be “come through” or “you tell me”

Easy Access Pussy
All that wining and dining lighting candles and making stove stop stuffing…not happening in Ratchet land. If you buy a 20 piece and a red box movie you may have went too far. One thing about ratchet puss is you can occupy too much of their time. If they see one of them lovie-dovie ass dudes, you will quickly become a simp and be reduced to parking lot hand jobs with cucumber melon lotion. Don’t be that guy!!

Treat her like a lady?

Don’t be this guy either!!! All women should be treated like women, I got a daughter, of course I believe that. Ratchet women are a special breed though…like its different with them. You got to remember they don’t have the requirements of regular women and they have lived a life that has no structure or bounds so handling them gently is out the question. This isn’t a precious flower growing from concrete…. This here rag weed brother snatch it and handle it.

Following these simple steps should help you in your dealings with the finest of hoodrat pussy!!!

Concerned fat guy!

I hit a girl before. Twice, actually. Two separate occasions, to be exact.

I was also in the first grade, and my balls hadn’t dropped.

Basically, I was real brash with the delivery of some jokes, and her retort, “Your Mother” was state-of-the-art. It was a ginsu blade right through my character, a shotgun blast to my essence (yes, both times). I, stunned, did the only thing I could do to conquer the situation; I cocked back, and unleashed a right cross, right across her lips. Her lip busted open, and I felt vindicated.. Until… I got home. I told my mother the situation, and she was actually disappointed. And before I knew it, as I was finely nestled into my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bedsheets, and enjoying rest, my father ravaged through the room and beat my ass on some SWAT Team, Storm Trooper, this-hurts-me-more-than-it-does-you, shit. After, he commended me for defending my mother, but explained that hitting a girl was the utmost in disrespects, and I truly should never do it, because “things should never get that serious to you with a woman.”

Fast Forward, December 31, 2011. My brother’s mother spews verbal vitriol to my father, suggesting that I at 24 and my brother at 11 were “more man than he’d ever be,” as they finally realized their union wasn’t really worth it. Having already stopped a boiling feud between my father and his sister several Thanksgivings back (he’s an old football player, with less of a filter on his sandwich trap than me), I pleaded with her to stop before her mouth wrote a check her ass most certainly wouldn’t cash.

He laughs, directly in her face.

Me and my pops spend an hour in the car just talking about this issue, and women in general. He says “see, the funny thing about bitches, is that they will take you to a point where you know, they know, and they know you know, that you won’t hit them, despite the fact that you want to. See with a man, when he reaches the point where he’s gone too far, you can Duff him out. Yall shoot a fair one (fight), and that’s that. Bitches, they play these games….”

Needless to say, you know how this ends. Its ridiculous that we live in a world where viral videos of women being brutally assaulted have become commonplace. The problem lies in the mental character of many of you dudes b. I understand ultimately the situations would be different if she were actually a dude. BUT SHE, ISN’T. Saying “she wanted to act like a man, so I treated her like one,” is highly unbecoming of a G. Straight up. It actually sounds like you became a bitch too, simply because you couldn’t handle your anger (bitch as in irrational creatures. Dogs, b. cmon son). Niggerdom reaches its ultimate level when Men and Women become Niggas and Bitches, remember that. Niggerdom reaches its ultimate level when Men and Women become Niggas and Bitches. Please. Remember that.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I hit a girl before…

But then, my balls dropped, and I became a man.

Act Accordingly.

NFL Week 7 Review (Week 8 Predictions)

Posted: October 24, 2012 by fatz.maneli in Sports
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Week 8 of the 2012 NFL Season is upon us. Half way through the season and it looks as though we can already eliminate a few teams from playoff contention (Carolina, Cleveland, Jacksonville, K.C., Detroit, Tampa) unless they can somehow pull off a miracle mid-season. There are a number of teams that I would classify as “middle of the pack” teams (Philly, Washington, Dallas, St. Louis, Miami, NY Jets, Pitt, Cincy, San Diego, Indy, Tenn., Buffalo), that with a few adjustments at this point in the season could result in a huge push towards the post season. Many of these teams had a chance to win two or more of the games that they ultimately lost in the final minute of those contest. And now we get to the 11 teams with winning records at this point, 8 of which are from the much more competetive NFC (NY Giants, Chicago, Minnesota, Green Bay, Atlanta, San Francisco, Arizona, Seattle). The AFC (Baltimore, Houston, New England) has produced far less elite teams, although there seems to be more parody amongst teams.

This past weeks games produced a number of close games that were decided with the final play. A few outstanding indivudal performances, and more meltdowns by the usaul suspects. Another thing that was confirmed was the return of Adrian Peterson. AD racked up 153 yards and a TD on the ground while helping the Vikings improve to 5-2 in their win over the Cardinals and their better than average defense. He showed no signs of weakness and ran strong through out the game.

The Green Bay Packers continue to shake off the rust and let Aaron Rodgers air it out and lead them as he always has. And it looks as though he has found another young target to go with an already stellar group of wide receivers in Reggie Cobb. Over the last 4 games, Rodgers has thrown 16 touchdowns to bring him to a total of 19 in the first 7 games of the season. The Packer defense is still a liability and now they are even more vulnirable with the loss of Charles Woodson due to a broken collarbone.

The Steelers and Patriots both escaped the weekend with narrow victories against their division rivals, the Bengals and Jets respectively. Both Pitt and NE have struggled with their identites this season. Neither team looks like the dominant teams that we are used to seeing year in and year out. Pitt is still hurting from several team injuries on defense and the offensive line. Sunday night they displayed an aggresive rushing attack led by Jonathan Dwyer. With Rashard Mendehall finally healthy, the Steelers should look to become more balanced on the offensive side of the ball and allow Big Ben to throw the ball deep to speedy receivers Wallace, Brown and company. The Patriots on the other hand continue to struggle closing games against teams that they cleary should be considered superior against. The Jets nearly pulled off the upset by coming back and taking the lead late and required NE to make a FG at the end of regulation to send the game into overtime.

The Chicago Bears are another team that is performing at a high level and improved to 5-1 with a win Monday night against the Detroit Lions. The Bears defense has been playing lights out the entire season allowing only 13 points per game and 21 takeaways so far. The Lions have not lived up to the hype and expectations placed on the team from their success of a season ago. Megatron has only 1 touchdown after 6 games and they are nowhere near close to having anything resembling a running game. The Lions are as good as dead in the playoff race playing in a division that is so competetive.

Now to swicth gears for a second and talk about the constant scrutany and criticism of Cam Newton. Some of which are valid, but for the most part are unwarranted jabs. Yes he was the #1 overall pick in the 2011 Draft. Yes, he celebrates nearly every positive play with his Superman pose. And yes, he was a Heisman Trophy winner and National Champion in College. But what he also is, is a 22 year old second year Quarterback in the NFL. He’s a young man that has gone through 5 Offensive Coordinators in 5 years. He is kid that before last year only knew success when he stepped on to a football field. But if one is to criticise Cam the way they do, why not do the same for the likes of Matt Stafford. Both players were #1 picks, both players had great seasons last year, and both have teams with losing records this year. Cam has a backfield that includes Jonathan Stewart and DeAngelo Williams yet he is the teams leading rusher. Whose fault is that? The person calling the plays. Stafford has a 8 foot receiver and hasn’t found him in the end zone. Cam’s numbers 1,387 yrd, 5 TD’s, 6 INT’s, 79.3 QB Rating. Stafford’s 1,759 yrds, 5 TD’s, 6 INT’s, 78.4 QB Rating.

To end on a brighter note, RGIII displayed another fantastic performance against the Defending Champs, throwing for 258 and 2 TD’s while running for another 82 yards. Despite turning the ball over in the second half, the Redskins were not out of the game thanks to 3 late fourth down conversions, but none better than the 4th and 10 conversion that came on the Skins final scoring drive in which RGIII scrambled to the left, stopped on a dime, made a move and completed the pass to Logan Paulsen. Later in the drive he made a read before the snap and exploited the matchup against Santana Moss and completed a 36 yard bomb for the touchdown with a little over 1:40 left on the clock. It’s over, right? Nah. That’s when it’s Eli Manning time. I’ve truly become a beleiver in Eli over the past few seasons, and this game stamped it for me. With a pocket full of time outs, Eli trick bagged the Skins into beleiving that they would just settle for quick plays to get small chunks of yards to move into field goal possesion. Nope. Second play of the drive, he goes up top to Victor Salsa for the go ahead score to torch the Skins pedestrian secondary. Game. Oh yeah, CHRIS COOLEY BACK!!!

Before I give my predictions for this week, I just need to remind you that I went 12-0 with my picks last week. Don’t expect those results all the time though. But yeah:

Bucs over Vikings
Bears over Panthers
Chargers over Browns
Lions over Seahawks
Packers over Jaguars
Titans over Colts
Patriots over Rams
Dolphins over Jets
Falcons over Eagles
Redskins over Steelers
Raiders over Cheifs
Giants over Cowboys
Broncos over Saints
49ers over Cardinals

Til next week,

Statz Maneli

Single with 2 or More Kids Baby You Losing

Posted: October 22, 2012 by degrate in Uncategorized


Before any of you women get offend and all bent out of shape just know you went out here and scooped up these fuck trophies. Congratulations. The ability to single handedly raise and own multiple children is only a reputable skill amongst other baby mamas. Now on with the blog…

As we all know women love single fathers so none of this actually applies to us.

I’m a dad and a handful of my close homies are dads… lets see Caddy, Slick, Dion and Jamel. Yep that will about do it and out of those 4 brothers 2 of them are married so I’m actually only tight with 2 single dads. I know countless single baby mothers though, countless. All my other close homies are childless and living. They also avoid women with multiple kids in seriously relationships like the black plaque and this is why…

Women with multiple kids do less because they have more going on
If she has a kid she’s a mom first. If she has 2 or more kids she’s a mom 2 times over. It equals more homework, more laundry, more snotty noses to clean, more expenses and less time for him. When he’s getting the feeling like he’s being squeezed into her schedule, that’s exactly what it is. So yeah, he could be sitting by the phone on standby or he could just date a woman without kids. Women with kids damn sure don’t attempt to do anything extra to make themselves more dateable or desirable. It’s “I got kids what the fuck do you expect”.

Nobody wants to be Alan Bean
Do you know who Alan Bean is without the help of Google? I’m going to jump out there on a limb and say you have no fucking idea who he is. He’s the 4th man on the moon. Being the 3rd dude to impregnate a chick is like being the 4th man on the moon. He’s accomplishing a not so impressive feat. He’s boldly going where at least 2 dudes have skeeted before. Even though no parades will be held for any man that knocked up a woman but being last on the scene is like oh ok she’s still fertile. He’s just adding to the collection.

That baby wear and tear is real
Chances are them titties ain’t half of what they used to be. Those tiger stripes all over her abdomen aren’t going anywhere. Yeah that raisin belly is here to stay. Unless she’s genetically blessed with that bounce back gene or has a mean workout ethic it’s safe to assume her glory days are behind her. You know who fucks with shirts on? Fat women and women that own multiple kids. You know who loves to fuck with the lights off? Fat women and women that own multiple kids. Sometimes fat women and multiple kid owners are one in the same. The first guy damaged her, the second guy finished her off and now this new guy has to have shirt on lights off sex.

Committing to a woman with kids means committing to those kids
Yeah all that “I don’t need nobody to play daddy to my kids” is great in theory, but you can’t seriously date a woman without some kind of interaction with those kids. Once he gets pass that just fucking and dating stage when sleepovers become the norm there will be kid interaction. A man can’t just sit on the couch and pretend little man doesn’t exist; he’s going to have to talk and play with that kid even if he can’t stand that kid. As the relationship progresses those kids will become more involved into his life on a regular basis; trust when shit gets real those kids are part of the package. Trying to get a place together? Got to make room for those kids. Nine out ten dudes without kids aren’t about that instant family life.

They will still fuck though
He will sell you dreams, lay that pipe and sneak out of the house before the kids wake up on nights she can’t find a baby sitter. He’ll keep it light and string things along for as long as possible but the odds are against him taking it any further. Going from no kids to 2 or more kids is a hell of a jump.

Less is always more when we talking kid ownership
Jean DeGrate has spoken

NFL Week 6 Review (Week 7 Predictions)

Posted: October 21, 2012 by fatz.maneli in Uncategorized

Double Check

After six weeks in to the 2012 NFL season, we are still left with more than enough questions about the former dominant teams of the league. Several perennial powerhouses have struggled through the first few weeks of this season. Either due to injury, suspension, new personnel or just plain old. Whats wrong with the Pittsburgh Steelers? Will the Cowboys ever go the opposite direction of Tony Romo? Is Mike Vick the answer in Philly? Whats to be said about Tom Brady’s struggles in the 4th quarter this season?

This week started off with a game that should have been dominated by the Steelers on the road against the 1-4 Titans. The game began going in that direction early on in the first quarter when Big Ben connect with Mike Wallace for an 82 yard bomb for the first touchdown of the game. Soon after that, the Steelers went right back to the dink-and-dunk passes instead of using the speed of their receivers going deep. Part of the Steelers struggles thios season has come from their inability to stay healthy. Their defense is missing their leader in Troy Polomalu, a gimpy James Harrison and Lamar Woodley was also out. But on top of all of that, Big Ben and Offensive Coordinator Todd Hailey aren’t seeing eye to eye. Tension between the two is very noticeable, and became very public this week.

The Eagles also are a struggling team that on paper, should be a lot better. They lead the league in turnovers; specifically Mike Vick and his propensity to turn the ball over while in scoring position. With all of the speed and talent on the defensive side of the ball, they are soft. Nnamdi Asomugha is no longer an elite cover corner. He continuously gets beat and can get chumped at the line of scrimmage. If something doesn’t change with the Eagles play calling soon, Andy Reid needs to be given his walking papers. While trying to turn Vick into a pocket passer, he has abandoned their most dangerous weapon, Leshawn McCoy.

The Baltimore Ravens improved to 5-1 after defeating the Dallas Cowboys, dropping them to 2-3. Although the Ravens escaped with a win thanks to a missed Dan Bailey FG at the end of the game, they received a huge blow after losing Lardarius Webb and Ray Lewis for the season. The Ravens were a few peoples pick to represent the AFC in this years Super Bowl. But after losing Webb and the heart and soul of not only the defense, but the entire team in Ray Lewis, this may have been the nail in the coffin to what was already a sketchy defense this season. One bright spot for the Ravens is the unexpected return Terrell Suggs for this upcoming weeks game.

Monday night, we were blessed with a performance of a lifetime from Peyton Manning. A game in which the Broncos went into the locker room at the half down 24-0. The game was as good as over… or so we thought. Peyton Manning came back out the second half and torched the Chargers defense fro 309 yards and 3 touchdowns with only 1 incompletion in the second half. Peyton is playing at an MVP level right now. A level in which very few thought he’d ever be able to reach again. If the Broncos defense wasn’t as horrible as it is, this team would be a major threat in the AFC. But as we saw Monday, any team led by Peyton Manning is never out of the contest until the clock runs out.

HAIL!!! Watching Robert Griffin III sprint down the field for a 76 yard run to win the game against the Vikings in person was unbelievable. I kept turning to my homie to ask if he ran out of bounds or was there a flag. He ran as though he wasn’t even trying. RG3 leads the NFL in completion percentage, is 3rd in QB Rating behind only A. Rodgers and P. Manning, and he also leads the league in rushing touchdowns. The Redskins are 3rd in the league in rushing offense, with a combination of Griffin and fellow rookie Alfred Morris who is second in the league with 5 TD’s and third in rushing yards. The main weakness of the 3-3 Redskins is the defense. They consistently get beat deep with their very pedestrian secondary. They’ve lost Orakpo and Carriker for the season and are still looking for replacements. The bright spot in the defense is their ability to make huge plays at the right time. Through 6 games, the defense has scored 4 touchdowns.

Also of note for Week 6, The Falcons remain unbeaten after defeating the Chiefs. The Patriots lose another close game to the Seahawks. The Giants seem to have the 49ers number after putting the clamps on them and forcing Alex Smith to throw 3 int’s. The Houston Texans suffer their first loss of the season at the hands of Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers. Green Bay’s offense certainly looked sharp with Rodgers throwing 6 TD’s.

This weeks matchups are going to be great based on the stakes in which some of the games produce. A few high profile division games that can set the tone for the rest of the season as well statement games that can separate the mediocre from the elite.

Week 7:
Vikings over Cardinals
Cowboys over Panthers
Saints over Buccaneers
Packers over Rams
Giants over Redskins
Texans over Ravens
Titans over Bills
Colts over Browns
Patriots over Jets
Raiders over Jaguars
Steelers over Bengals
Bears over Lions